FFF Update

So, yesterday, in a fit of hangover, I ate half of a small order of fries. I couldn't think of anything else to eat and I was starving and felt awful from the drink-a-thon I'd had the day before. I did what came naturally. I got in my car and drove to the nearest fast food place. Returning to the crib, I sat in front of the TV and started in on my combo meal without thinking. As soon as the salty crispiness hit my tongue, I knew what I was doing was wrong.
I acknowledged this to myself and to my roommate, Mitch. He raised an eyebrow, but never stopped me. He knows I can make my own decisions. Thusly, I have decided to keep avoiding fries. I'VE GOT TO KEEP AVOIDING FRIES. Giving my body a break from endless bombardments of little grease missiles is a good idea. There will be small payoffs, like weight loss and a little fundage saved. These will help me keep off the tasty potato twigs. I hope it's enough!

Thanks, Why Travel to France!

KITTENS: TNG Update

All the kittens have been adopted! Huzzah!

COMING SOON!

This is actually in production!

FFF Update

So, I'm still on the fry wagon after 9 long days. It's hard eating fast food and not getting combo meals! I fell off the chip wagon and succumbed to some tortilla chips, but at least they're not made of potatoes, right? I mean, that is still a clear step away from french fries. Today, Celina (who is also forsaking fries) are some potato chips right in front of me, and admitted to doing so more than once! No self-control!

GOOD VIBRATIONS

So, remember that weed plant from the backyard I told you about? Look what it did!

It's nice not having to procure.

FUCK A BUNCH OF FRENCH FRIES

SO, for the second time this year (I did it before I started this blog.), I'm giving up french fries and chips. The chips thing is an add-on, which I can or can't eat. So don't hate if I eat chips.
Anyway, the point is that I eat too many french fries. I'm a shitty fast-food eater. I eat a lot of that crap, and everything on those menus comes with fries. FRIES. Once described by a friend as "the sun of my food solar system", pomme frites are such a staple, it's like bread.
It's hard to quit, too. I have to order sandwiches only and it freaks out the drive-thru people. It isn't the easiest concept to get their heads around. Everything comes with fries! Lay off! I'm just trying to give my body a break, OK? Last time I quit FF, I dropped like 10 lbs. easy. That's the motivator. I wonder if it's beneficial to my heart? But who cares what your insides look like?
FFF! Fuck French Fries!


DON'T LET ME NEAR THEM BITCHES!

KITTENS:TNG UPDATE

So, today, Sonny was adopted by a nice lady I know. Kudos!

KITTENS: THE NEXT GENERATION

So! It is the fall, and thankfully so. It was SUPER hot for a spell and it was too hot to do anything, much less blog! Anyhoo, during this time our porch cat, Mimi, went and had another litter of kittens. And just like the last time, there were four. Ryan has already scooped one up and three remain.
Check them out.

The two little blond ones are coming along in the socializing department, but the dark, fluffy tabby is a real jerk. I call him the Hammer. He resists people in all manners, and the only way I can touch him is if he's eating and I sneak up. He's a dick.


This guy, on the other hand is turning out to be real nice. I call him Sonny. I think he's spoken for already, though.

Whaddaya Know!

Two seperate and different people have complained to me about keeping this bitch up to date. About the content, too. I promise I'll do better.

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